Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Root Beer Assassin wins the war!

Root Beer Assassin, in his wise ways, figured that perhaps the reason the target did not like root beer had to do with the high fructose corn syrup used in the A&W brand Root Beer. He set out to find a suitable replacement root beer.

While dining at the Memphis Blues restaurant for lunch one day, RBA discovered Boylan Bottleworks, who make a root beer sweetened with real cane sugar. This truly is the 'good stuff' in the root beer world.

No trickery was needed to persuade the target to try this brew. On presenting the root beer, the target agreed to take a sip.... and was pleasantly surprised! Using cane sugar in the recipie makes for a superior tasting root beer and even this skeptic agrees! This is a pleasant drink!

Root Beer Assassin can rest easy now, knowing that he has introduced yet another person to the wonders of good root beer.


Vegetapaul said...

You are not worthy!

Vegetapaul said...

... wait I mean, I am not worthy!

Vegetapaul said...

... nope, I was right the first time.