Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Root Beer Assassin starts Propaganda campaign

Fast on the heels of a successful first mission, Root Beer Assassin carefully planned his next move.

Clearly, the target was going to need some 'persuasion' to truly appreciate the sweet, sweet creamy richness of good root beer.

Root Beer Assassin already works in an office where it is dangerous to leave one's workstation unlocked or unattended. There have been tragic 'David Hasslehoff' incidents in the past. While Root Beer Assassin has never personally been insulted this way, he learns from the mistakes of others.

So Root Beer Assassin plotted, and then waited. And waited. And waited some more. Then, on Friday afternoon, he noticed that the target left to go home, and was still logged into his computer! The time to strike had arrived! Root Beer Assassin swiftly uploaded the propaganda materials and had everything in place in no time. Mission #2 - Sweet Success!

1 comment:

Vegetapaul said...

What did he say!